O, teeny little blog audience!

Please don't give up on me! I have so much to share! So much to tell! For instance, so desperately do I want to sit down and tell you all about this! And also this right here! And yet this week I have not a single spare moment to do so! Not even one! Tell you what, OK, I'll make you a deal. Don't give up on my blog and I promise to tell you a story about how my precious little baby Chickenbone peed on the red carpet of a black-tie event. Or perhaps how he picked a fight with a dog that only has three legs. Or maybe I'll tell you about how he has taken to chewing on the underwire of my bra. (Not while I'm wearing it. Yet.) You see what I mean? So much to tell. So stay tuned! Hang in there! Please don't give up on me!