This morning my husband served me a mouthwatering breakfast of homemade cinnamon french toast with raspberries and strawberries, plus four strips of thick-cut bacon and hot coffee.
Then in the shower I had a lengthy water fight with a daddy longlegs spider the size of my palm.
(He lost.)
4 comments:
Goddamn right he did.
Daddy L.L. should know not to mess with a girl on her birthday.
the worst part is, the only thing that scares me more than seeing a spider is seeing a spider in the nude. (wait, ME in the nude, not him.) (spiders are, i think, always nude.)
I'm so proud of you. I remember how I used to call you to scream about roaches in my Bakersfield apartment and you screamed right along with me.
At least you SAW the spider. What about all the ones you DON'T see? Think about that... ;-)
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